FAQ

Who owns this site?

We do.

Are you Activision?

No.

Are you ransoming this site to make money from Activision?

No. Personally, we don't care - and want no money. We took this domain for opportunistic giggles. If Activision were in a position to buy this domain, I'd ask them for a donation to a charity of my choice. Probably Help for Heroes - you know, those guys that don't get the ability to respawn when the timer hits zero...

Are you scared of being sued?

Not really. They could extradite me to the USA - I could do with a holiday.

What happened to the old site and the clown

As I was explaining to the guys at Fusible, he seems to have escaped. Fingers are pointing at me for leaving the door unlocked. We'll find him though.. not that many people around with size 20 feet, giant hands and a big red nose..

Did Activision launch an assault on you with an elite military unit to rescue the clown?

Yes, but we counted it with a squad of Battlefield 3 soldiers. They soon ran. I think you are confusing reality and gaming again..

Why am I here?

Because you are awesome. Go have a cup of AwesomeJuice™ and relax, knowing you are awesome. Awesome.

What now?

Well, I'm buying Battlefield 3.. Fancy a game?